Dear Army,

I am so glad you waited until the last minute to approve Chris' leave. The thousand dollars I had to spend on airfare made my day. Also, thank you very much for not letting Chris be home for Christmas. Bah humbug to you too. I'm also really glad you're taking him away from me the day after the wedding. I appreciate your thoughtfulness oh so much.

Sincerely yours,

Megan

Holy Butt.

The wedding is in 67 days.

67 days, people!

Yikes. You're probably thinking, "67 days? That sounds like a long time to me." Well, let me tell you something, it's not! With the holidays coming up, plus Chris coming home and a New Years wedding to attend, that's no time at all.

The moral of the story here?

I'm practically Mrs. Liberato ♡